I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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