I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He shit in the fireplace
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