the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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