Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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