I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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