just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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