Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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