Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.