I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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