fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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