no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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