where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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