i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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