Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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