I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
false alarm, still single
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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