so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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