And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
