Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
