Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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