Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
only if we run a train.
done.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I forget how to act sober
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