Where is the hickey?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
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kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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