Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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