I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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