honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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