i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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