oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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