This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Floor bacon is actually really good
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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