whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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