her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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