Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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