So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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