I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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