She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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