He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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