Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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