Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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