i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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