Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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