So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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