Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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