so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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