Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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