why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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