She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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