VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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