hotel room ftw
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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