i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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