True but thats because hes a fetus.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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