the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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