no you cant smoke seaweed
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
im on a boat
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