Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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