Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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