oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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