we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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