You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
