So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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