My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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