During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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