My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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