Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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