I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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